I’ve been asked to get on a raiding team again, and it’s been well over a year since I’ve done it, but I don’t think I can. I’m afraid I will have an elitist douche-bag meltdown if any of the following occurs, all of which I’ve experienced at one point or another.

Terrible co-healers.

Husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend team where one person is horrible but the good person refuses to raid without them.

Chronically late person.

Trash AFKer.

Poor loot handling.

Unprepared raiders (no food, no flasks, no repair money, no enchants)

Clueless wonder who insists on constantly updating vent on how clueless they are.

The alt-aholic who always brings an ungeared alt to the team.

Repeat offender, oops how DID they fall down that same hole for the 10th time…

and so on.