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Talk Dirty to Me?

Jun19

I can never decide what to wear.

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Lately I’ve been getting a lot of btag invites, but the conversations are just.. weird?  They send it, I accept, and then nothing.  If they were Alliance, the raging would start right away.  It’s all Horde though.  One told me he was Fuzion.  I was like huh?  The warrior.  Wut?  I had to admit ‘slowness’ and ask who the hell.  Apparently it’s some warrior from DogsofWar.  I really, yeah.  No idea.

Another today, same thing, but said he was the DK I “licked in Goldshire”.  Oh right.  So, sup?  Nope, had nothing really to say.  Weird.

I really enjoy WPVP

Jun18

Learning new terrain is always fun.  For instance, the chimney in Goldshire provides LoS to people on the ground in the center of it, on the edge you can attack.  Horde was attacking the area with 2 healing priests, shadow priest, hunter, warrior, and a monk, and I just rained down HECK and ducked back into LoS when they turned on me.  I died many times though, as I really had no group nor heals for most of it.

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Fighting in buildings or towers is hell on LoS though.

 

I also learned that you phase from inside the gates of Stormwind, and the outside.  So you can see horde outside the gates, for instance, but take 2 steps back and it’s like they aren’t even there.

Critscreamin

Jun16

I ran into a warrior named Critscreamin in an EotS (we lost, of course) but I thought it was amusing.  I think I lost 4 straight before I won 3 in a row after that.

And man.  Prior to that, on my horde hunter, I won a WSG where we literally capped with like 1 second to spare.  Could not believe it.

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I killed the EFC, but they were too far away for me to actually return, but thank THE LIGHT someone did.

 

The 7 Steps of Backpedaling Denial

Jun16

I’m not even kidding, I ran into this today.  The rogue I met back in Crossroads named Styxz was online and we started talking.  He invited me to come out to Crossroads and fight him.  I killed him repeatedly on my hunter, then Barn also killed him a bunch.  We noticed he was back pedaling and gave friendly advice on gear, gems, talents, and keybinding.   I’m totally going to sketch and or screenie this though.

Step 1:  Disbelief

Wow, can’t believe I just died to you.

Step 2:  Denial

I was lagging, I keep lagging.

Step 3:  Anger

You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?  This is probably the only time you can 1v1 anyone, isn’t it?

Step 4:  Bargaining

Hang on I’m going to change specs, then I’ll kill you just wait.

Step 5:  Guilt

I’m a clicker

Step 6: Depression

Ahh I can’t do this! I set up a keybind but I keep hitting the wrong skills!

Step 7: Acceptance and Hope

I’m going to practice this, and when I get better you’ll be dead faster than a raccoon on a highway at rush hour.

(No, I am not making this up)

 

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Speaking of, prior to that I killed a druid who was stealthed in Halaa (yes 90), then killed a 90 DK, then killed a 90 hunter.  The other day I also killed a 90 warlock with a 90 holy paladin, some 6-7 times until they logged.  No lie.   They wouldn’t stop attacking Eastpoint Tower low level npcs!

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I also killed a 90 hunter, and druid at a the Hellfire stadium tower prior to that.  Being rude to someone trying to help you out, isn’t very cool.