Queues have been wacky

I banged out enough CP for my weapons the other day, by chaining some rbgs.  But Alliance random bg queues have been really random lately.  I waited 13 mins to randomly get into an IoC today, it went on for 30 mins or so and we lost.  Then I got a Twin Peaks where we were farmed at the GY from the START. I just left.   Then headed out to Outlands to kill a DK and warlock a few times with this warrior.

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He did a little trick where he used a hearthstone, then cancelled it and shadowmelded, to look like he left.

 

Solo Queuing as Ally is a Mixed Bag

Sometimes it’s so bad I go hide.  Seriously this is a room in the Gilneas map.

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Other times we do one of these.

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or this

 

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But most of the time it’s me leaving because we got 4 capped and horde got the flag, too. This applies to either faction, but it seems Alliance more so than Horde, believe that if you just throw more healers at the problem, it’ll be fixed. Even though the issue is actually piss-poor dps more often than not.

Worst RBGS ever

I got in a yolo rbg tonight with a guardian druid named Skilex.  ilevel a whopping 516, no gems, no enchants, no reforging, had as much health in bear form as my druid in no form.

First one, WSG, we lost.  We had absolutely no O.

Second one, WSG.  We won, but had to cap the fucking flag 4x before the idiot druid capped it.

Third one, AB.  We got two bases, the druid threw a hissy we didn’t follow directions and rage quit.  Then another person, and another.  We got 5 capped and lost quick.  The other team was all 1700 to our average of probably 500.  Lovely.

Alliance in general, well at least in randoms and yolo rbgs, have no idea how to pvp.  The mage was yelling to turtle with 18 mins left in WSG, then again at 13 mins.  I just, omg.  It’s awful.

Met Another Rogue

I was on my Alliance priest trying to help out a warlock, who kept trying to talk to horde in general chat, to take the towers in Hellfire.  There was a warrior I kept almost killing, but then this full prideful rogue named Kuraha (ghostlands) would pop out and give me the goods.

I ended up grouping with a mage and another warrior, but none of them were any match for those two.  After getting repeatedly spanked I sighed and logged over to horde and asked if they were “having fun”.

They correctly I assumed I was ‘one of those alliance’ and said they were arena partners.  They claimed they focused me because I was doing the most damage.  I probably was.  I said I was in no way raging but gave up because my gear couldn’t handle the both of them.  The rogue said he appreciated a graceful player.  I imagine rogues don’t get that much.

 

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Went back and forth like that a bit and traded btags.  I wish gear wasn’t such a problem and I could quickly gear both of my spriests.