Punch Monks

I could only kill this guy by perching. Sigh.

I got him 2-3 times, he spanked me repeatedly.

Critscreamin

I ran into a warrior named Critscreamin in an EotS (we lost, of course) but I thought it was amusing. I think I lost 4 straight before I won 3 in a row after that.

And man. Prior to that, on my horde hunter, I won a WSG where we literally capped with like 1 second to spare. Could not believe it.

I killed the EFC, but they were too far away for me to actually return, but thank THE LIGHT someone did.

The 7 Steps of Backpedaling Denial

Jun16

Ran into Styxz, a rogue I first met in Crossroads. We dueled, I killed him repeatedly (Barn got in on it too). We gave him some tips—gear, gems, keybinds—but his coping process? Priceless.

Step 1: Disbelief

Wow, can’t believe I just died to you.

Step 2: Denial

I was lagging, I keep lagging.

Step 3: Anger

You’re enjoying this, aren’t you? This is probably the only time you can 1v1 anyone, isn’t it?

Step 4: Bargaining

Hang on I’m going to change specs, then I’ll kill you just wait.

Step 5: Guilt

I’m a clicker

Step 6: Depression

Ahh I can’t do this! I set up a keybind but I keep hitting the wrong skills!

Step 7: Acceptance and Hope

I’m going to practice this, and when I get better you’ll be dead faster than a raccoon on a highway at rush hour.

(No, I am not making this up)

Speaking of, prior to that I killed a druid who was stealthed in Halaa (yes 90), then killed a 90 DK, then killed a 90 hunter. The other day I also killed a 90 warlock with a 90 holy paladin, some 6-7 times until they logged. No lie. They wouldn’t stop attacking Eastpoint Tower low level npcs!

I also killed a 90 hunter, and druid at a the Hellfire stadium tower prior to that. Being rude to someone trying to help you out, isn’t very cool.

Don’t Tell Me What to Do

Jun13

For some reason dps think they can tell healers what to do in a battleground. I’d prefer it if I didn’t have to guard a base with someone, but I will if it’s repeatedly getting hit and my healing keeps it defended. I’m not your bitch, I’ll heal how I see fit.

This one, another player is telling others to kick me, because I was at FRR with a druid for a little bit.

I ran Heroic 25m Firelands with Barn and Traps (pretty funny hunter) the other day, and got these shoulders. Now I regret not picking up the dagger weapon for when I get the heroic Alysrazor’s Razor, which has purple flames.