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Worst RBGS ever

Jun6

I got in a yolo rbg tonight with a guardian druid named Skilex.  ilevel a whopping 516, no gems, no enchants, no reforging, had as much health in bear form as my druid in no form.

First one, WSG, we lost.  We had absolutely no O.

Second one, WSG.  We won, but had to cap the fucking flag 4x before the idiot druid capped it.

Third one, AB.  We got two bases, the druid threw a hissy we didn’t follow directions and rage quit.  Then another person, and another.  We got 5 capped and lost quick.  The other team was all 1700 to our average of probably 500.  Lovely.

Alliance in general, well at least in randoms and yolo rbgs, have no idea how to pvp.  The mage was yelling to turtle with 18 mins left in WSG, then again at 13 mins.  I just, omg.  It’s awful.

Met Another Rogue

Jun5

I was on my Alliance priest trying to help out a warlock, who kept trying to talk to horde in general chat, to take the towers in Hellfire.  There was a warrior I kept almost killing, but then this full prideful rogue named Kuraha (ghostlands) would pop out and give me the goods.

I ended up grouping with a mage and another warrior, but none of them were any match for those two.  After getting repeatedly spanked I sighed and logged over to horde and asked if they were “having fun”.

They correctly I assumed I was ‘one of those alliance’ and said they were arena partners.  They claimed they focused me because I was doing the most damage.  I probably was.  I said I was in no way raging but gave up because my gear couldn’t handle the both of them.  The rogue said he appreciated a graceful player.  I imagine rogues don’t get that much.

 

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Went back and forth like that a bit and traded btags.  I wish gear wasn’t such a problem and I could quickly gear both of my spriests.

I think Horde are Jerkier

Jun2

I’ve been mostly on my Alliance priest lately, but I noticed Horde attack towns way more often than Alliance.  They seem to constantly bother Darkshire, Goldshire in particular.  I know Alliance hits up Crossroads and Silvermoon, but not really with the same amount of sustained trouble.  It could be that no Alliance bother to go stop them, too.

Oh and Hunar admitted he was previously Frostrated/DKmohawk/Junktoko. I figured.  I used the phrase “you sound like Sealan” as a bait (per Sealan) when he was rude again in guild chat.  The guild announcement said to sign up for events on the calendar, only no events were on the calendar.  I asked if we do RBGs and he smartly replied “no, we don’t pvp we’re a raiding guild” and some other snarky crap.

Should have just gquit right then, I’ll probably regret staying in the guild with that guy.

And man.  Hunters /sigh

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I know how to kite and such

May30

I was watching guild chat today when a hunter asked for a carry in arena.  Someone asked if they meant to give carries, or by carried.  The hunter replied (only hunters I’m telling you):

“I cant do a lot of damage, but I know how to kite and such”

I’ve never been killed by a good kiting.  True story.

We had an e-peen contest, I guess, around that point, because the guy randomly threw out there that he had a “580 WW monk”.  That was when I said I had a prideful hunter.  I only said it because he said he hadn’t played a hunter in many months, you know, in case he had questions.   I’m like what’s your point, you got 580 by PVEing, we were talking about pvp. Then we got in a dumb discussion about what’s harder, PVE or PVP.  I think scripted fights are easier, personally.

The GM broke it up saying it’s a matter of opinion, and I said cool story bro, we were just talking.  Damn.  Then he started on how playing a hunter is “easy” and DKs are “easy” and everything is “easy”.  I’m going to go ahead and say he’s a baddie then.  I know two kinds of people that say everything is easy.  The elite ones where everything truly IS easy, and the bads just doing it wrong.

I rather despise people expecting a carry in whatever it is, who then also won’t STFU about how bad they are probably going to be.

The irony is, I armoried’d him and found an old post naming all of Frostrated/Juntoko/DKMohawk’s alts, and Hunar was listed.  So, I think it’s the same guy.  Ha.