This ain’t a scene, it’s a goddamned arms race

nolife

This was in response to me going 1v3 against 2 rogues and a mage, all level 100. WoWScrnShot_030415_100314

It went on for 20 minutes or so, not actual RAGING, but what appeared to be honest confusion as to why I wouldn’t let them kill all the npcs, take Halaa, wait long enough to get the mount, GET the mount, and THEN attack.  I said no, you have to TAKE Halaa from me, kicking and screaming; I just don’t give it up.

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Apparently ganking ‘lowbies’ now extends to people who don’t know how to pvp.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I hit my so called ‘victims’ as they come; undergeared/geared, experienced/not so much, afk, ready for me, better than me, doesn’t matter.   It’s not a duel, it’s world pvp.

Raiding PTSD

I’ve been asked to get on a raiding team again, and it’s been well over a year since I’ve done it, but I don’t think I can. I’m afraid I will have an elitist douche-bag meltdown if any of the following occurs, all of which I’ve experienced at one point or another.

 

Terrible co-healers.

Husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend team where one person is horrible but the good person refuses to raid without them.

Chronically late person.

Trash AFKer.

Poor loot handling.

Unprepared raiders (no food, no flasks, no repair money, no enchants)

Clueless wonder who insists on constantly updating vent on how clueless they are.

The alt-aholic who always brings an ungeared alt to the team.

Repeat offender, oops how DID they fall down that same hole for the 10th time…

 

and so on.

Today’s Menu Alliance is Serving…

1 hunter, whipped 3x

1 shaman,  punched down once, allowed to rise, and punched again.

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1 mage sliced one then churned into a forced-logout

1 warrior diced

Same shaman again again, allowed to stuff into a building and then mashed.

1 rogue sticky-bombed THRICE and beaten into a pulp.

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1 shadow priest dispersed and squashed. TWICE.

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Ah, it was a good morning in Halaa.

 

 

Tracking for the Non-Tracker

The best tracker for finding other players, is a hunter.  Humanoid tracking at all times, hands down the best.   Druid comes in second but you must be in cat form to do it, which means losing it when in travel or flight form.

Yes, there is food that will make it like a hunters tracking called Blackened Worg Steak,  but barring that this is what you get.  But what if you don’t have the food, or aren’t a druid or hunter.  This is how I handle it.

World Defense, or Local Defense messages.  You’ll need to know, or do a quick search if you don’t know, where the zone is that is being attacked.  Icecrown, Valley of Lost Hope, The Bombardment, and so on getting attacked more than likely means someone is beating up the Alliance (or horde) airship for example.

Running with the choice of the airship, what do you do when you get there.  Well if you don’t SEE anyone, first listen.  GladiatorLoSA should start talking if you have it, if someone is doing something, or you can hear sounds of combat.  Yes, I play with game sounds on, always.  At the same time,  look for npc bodies.  That will point you in the direction of the hunted.

 

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Assuming they haven’t stealthed or left, you should find someone at this point.

 

Or, WHERE are the guards running?  They will give chase for a decent amount of time, just follow them.

Catching them is often another story, and why I love Engineering.  LOVE IT.  My example for today, again on the airship, when I opened on a mage.  He ran and jumped off the side of the ship, with Slowfall.  No worries, I lept off after him, blasting moonfire to keep him in combat, and maybe land a kill.  BUT, that keeps ME in combat, no instant flight form, whoops.  That’s ok, hit Goblin Glider near the ground, continuing with moonfire (or some other instant cast skill). KEEP THEM IN COMBAT.  They can’t mount that way.

Then continue the chase until someone dies.

Of course occasionally you don’t have to do any of that, and One with Nature right into a level 100 paladin.  Sorry man.

 

 

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