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Horde is Stupid BC They Keep Killing Me

Last night Misdora called me out to Halaa because a few Alliance were hanging out.  We killed 3 of them, I think it was, paladin, hunter, and a bad resto druid.  The paladin, Nomerce, sends me a btag invite.  I accept. I ask if he’s having fun yet, and the convo turns into name calling and how we’re so stupid because he keeps getting killed.

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Oh and he kept asking me to stop killing him.

He said he was going to bring his whole guild, so while we waited, one of his rogues kept sapping me.  I don’t care about rogues sapping or blinding me, it’s /yawn until they open.

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Plus let’s be honest, I would kind of sweat a little when I saw this many synchronized Death and Decays going down at once.

He did end up bringing his ‘entire guild’ but we just wiped them over and over and I never did die.  I said his resto druid was bad, which he replied  “she’s good”.  No bear form, cyclone, roots, roar, tree form.  Mmm hmm.    Yeah ok what do I know.

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They ended up leaving without ever getting anyone down.

Don’t afk around me

It’s not a good idea.

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I took the fort 1v5.  That shouldn’t have happened but you know ally.  I escaped through the port because they had 3 on me, I actually didn’t mean to but misclicked.  I don’t think they expected me to come back.  I also wrecked the mage at the small ally camp a little after, thanks to a preemptive Hardened Shell. I love that thing.

I look good

Just saying.

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Anywho, did up to 1650CP just in randoms between yesterday and today.

Alliance just got whooped so bad 99% of the battlegrounds, it was disgusting.  But then sometimes there’s silly things like this warlock, who had the flag but stood, in our base, AOEing.

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Why? Who knows.  His team was probably pissed off and yelling I’ll wager.

A lot of times I just leave bgs I think are about to fail.  I know I shouldn’t, but when it’s near the start, and I have better things to do with the next 15 mins or whatever in a WSG or a TP I just go do that instead.

The only losses today was a SSM where my team was constantly dead, annnndd hm.  One other but I can’t remember, so it must have been super close.

We also took Tol Barad twice.  Alliance always seems to have a lot of healers but they are rarely any good.  I take delight in killing holy priests in particular.  People keep saying they are good but all I see is a crappy version of a resto druid.

4x Glad Baddies

The season started over, so today I set about earning CP on my hunter.  I find it difficult to get into RBGs as one and I really don’t like doing 2’s.  Anyway just today I earned over 1k hp just doing randoms, solo.  You could never, EVER do that on Alliance.

I did have one win that looked like a sure loss, where we won SotA by 20 seconds.  Much raging was had, and some shaman pointed out he is a ‘4x glad’.  It’s amazing how many times people say that, while being totally derp or ignoring objectives.

Insulting Healers

Ran three Twin Peaks tonight with a druid guildie and a monk.  We only won one.  The first loss had a DK FC who had more healing than most healers, and 2 healers on him before that.  Our dps didn’t even dent him away from his healers.  I know how that feels on my hunter.  I held the flag like 10 straight minutes too. I didn’t yell in that match, any time I see a DK with 800k health and a few healers I just want to rage quit.

The second one, had no one on O at all but a single rogue.  Our entire team was on D.  I ran up to join the rogue and we nearly killed the druid EFC but then our flag dropped and they got a cap.  We never had more than 2 on O and didn’t get a single cap. One of the hunters on our team kept calling us fail healers and shit heals and blah blah.  I said I was top horde heals and he was like ‘yeah, for horde’.  Alliance still had the top 2.  I can’t help what is available to heal.  I outhealed the guild druid by TONS.  I think half the dps outhealed him/her anyway.

It turned into a pissing match of just who was stupider, dps insulting their pvp healers and or dps too stupid to kill an EFC that barely had any defense.   I really get on a roll when people are dumb like that.  Felt like playing Alliance again.  I think I ended with something like “maybe if I heal harder you’ll grow brains”.