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The Only Time (Thus Far) I’ve Rage-logged

Tonight we were supposed to do an ‘alt’ raid but I was really wanting to just not raid at all. That being said I really wish people would tell me about the status of the group before I join. If this is going to be “we’re bringing people who haven’t played in 9 months, are still ilevel 377 etc” then I’ll just pass.

To make things worse, the original gm, Spicecakes, made it extra annoying by repeatedly exclaiming over how bad they were doing. Like “wow I didn’t have a raid frame set up!” “Wow my gear is BAD!” “omg can I bring the cutest paladin ever!” “afk sorry I have to restart the game who knew this error would require restarting!”

Just fucking on and on and on. I nearly pulled my connection out in rage.

The only thing that made it tolerable is that Angiecakes gets irritated as the same thing as me and we just bitched to each other a lot. They say Angie is a girl, but I don’t think so personally. But if so that’s cool and we can easily be like, BFF’s and gay stuff like that.

Anyway on Ultraxion 3 people die to fading light or whatever, tank got rezzed, then another person died, so we were down Spice’s pally healer (not that it mattered) plus 2 dps. At 1% we wiped because a tank didn’t taunt or whatever it is they are supposed to do and we all died. At 1%.

AT ONE PERCENT.

I closed vent, dropped party, said “Guys it’s too late to be wiping on normals I’m out” and logged.

Ugh my luck

Did a pug DS tonight. We wiped once on Zon’ozz because the priest and pally healers were bad, only doing 10k each and everyone died clearly to low heals. I mean people were sitting around at 50% health for ages. They made the shaman heal then we got it.

We brought a rogue named Smokebomb who was in full cata pvp gear, NO glyphs, missing 8 gems, and doing 7k dps. I’m not kidding. 7k dps on Zon’ozz. They kicked him at Yor’sahj, thank goodness.

I won Infinite Loop, replacing my LFR version of it. We did up to Hagara then everyone left.

Heroic Hagara

We got Heroic Hagara down after a little over an hour of wiping on her. The mage, Powertrip, seemed to die to ice waves constantly. Angiecakes and I generally kept up a running discussing of the progress and generally agreed it was annoying to have someone doing raids who never does prep work on their gear through VP cap. The mage was only 383 ilevel and didn’t even have the 397 boots, and did pretty poor dps. He of course won the heroic Lightning Rod.

Anyway we’re 5/8 now and hopefully working on ones I have not done next week. Not looking forward to spine at all.

The warlock Perfide who was horde, switched to Alliance and joined Post Mortem with that char. As far as I know the warrior he joined Relentless with when I was still there is still around. He sounds a lot like the guy from the Onyxia Wipe Animation I found out. Very take-charge in bgs too. I agreed to do arena with him but if it gets “Rayslayz” type pushy and demanding it won’t last long. He also said that Ladiesman was “bad” and that he always killed him in duels. There was much talk of people I thought were good being bad that night though. Maybe he wasn’t good against warlocks I don’t know, but I never thought he was bad.

Then again hardly anyone who gets thrashed ever says “wow that guy was GOOD”

OMG HELP

Last night we attempted heroics in Post Mortem.  We got Morchok like usual, and did fine with Yor’sahj though I am pretty sure when the shaman kept putting down healing rain, even prior to the debuff slime being absorbed, it still gave everyone 1 stack of the debuff.  Someone told me it does only one but giving everyone 1 stack when they didn’t want it can be an issue.  We got it down even with that so I guess it was ok.

We did heroic Zon’ozz though on our successful attempt I lost the mage when I lost which way they were running. I know they were supposed to go to the right but they moved much farther out of my range than I was use to. I got Heroic Finger of Zon’ozz during that.

Heroic Hagara was another story.  We did progress,  but there were several flaws that caused it to fail.  First, this is clearly a problem.

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Things I saw as going wrong:

1) the druid healer was told to stack in the middle during frost phase, but instead was running around in tree form in Watery Entrenchment until he died.

2)  Either someone was dispelling the Frostflake on demand, or the dps were calling out for dispels when they didn’t actually dip in the bubble.  I think it was a bit of both.

3) People weren’t actually dipping in and out of the bubble quickly, I saw the hunter run halfway to the middle of the entrenchment at least once.  We said “run to the middle” but I personally specified it meant “dip in and out” not literally the middle.

4) the druid never popped tranq during the lightning phase, my divine hymn kept people alive but barely clinging to life by the time the phase ended.

So needless to say we didn’t get that one down. Hoping to get it tonight.  Makes me miss my A9N team even more; it took us maybe 2 attempts to get it down.

And while I’m on the topic of groups, this is probably my favorite healer picture, of all time:

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This is a picture from Lineage 2, in Cruma tower.  First a little bit of a set up.  Back when this was drawn, you often brought both a buffer who could also heal, and a main healer to parties, which were 9 man groups if you had a full group.   At level 41 players had just class changed into healer or buffer, but they could still do both.

Anyway in this picture the most important mob to kill right away were the Snipes and the Snipe Cohorts.  They were random spawns that would show up anywhere in the room you were in and you’d need to immediately switch to them or suffer a wipe.

This picture show the tank yelling 99999! which meant he was likely, non-English (that was the way they said help, don’t ask me!) surrounded by a Snipe and Cohorts, a Krator (melee), and Ricenseo (nuker).  He is almost dead.

The “idiot” melee players are working on a Mordeo, which is not a priority like the Snipes.  Another idiot is picking up gold (items dropped on the ground and you had to pick them up) rather than helping anyone.  The archer player is screaming help when he was too far away from the tank and pulled the additional Excuro mobs the group did not need.  He is also almost dead.

The one healer will full mana said “brb”  DURING this mess and clearly did not help heal.  The player in the foreground is making the angry face with a fist because they are OOM from having to use battle heal (flash heal) and his/her group are all terrible.

Fratricide

Well it seems Fratricide is taking over the spot of Ladiesman, at least for now.  Had Iocane and Annebelle  in WG one run and he showed up, and he requested I let him kill Iocane.  I said I couldn’t very well do that!  She was unable to kill him though and I don’t think he died until another DK joined in.  He almost got me once and I was tempted to port in the fort, but got off a fear and healed up again. But yeah, new horde friend in pvp.

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There was much speculation in guild and raid during and after that battle, about how he moved so fast, hit so hard, so hard to kill.  I’ve seen pallies bounce around like they some how stole Killing Spree before in WG but I think it’s lag related.  He also has the heroic 2 hander from Spine and full cata pvp gear so that’s really all it was.  He keeps telling me I should faction change.

And to be clear, this is in no way a replacement for my rogues 😛