Tag Archive | Derps

I don’t know what happened!

Jul31

Ran DS10 with a few Relentless people last night on my mage. I did ok, was usually 2nd in dps and pulled 31k on Ultraxion and 32k on Morchok. Once again not a single thing I could use except a tier chest token, but I already had a 397 VP chest piece so eh.

That guy Jason, was on his DK and man he sure talks a lot but fails rather hard. Everything is a long drawn out story, it’s just dude just shut up. He died on Ultraxion to fading light, and I didn’t even though I’d dps’d this only a few times on normal. He kept carrying on about “I don’t know what happened my times are off ” blah blah blah. What timers? I listen to dbm count down 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and I hit it at 1 and I never die.

Then he let two sappers get through on the boat when he 1) said he chained them and didn’t 2) chained them before they vanished (“that never was a problem before!”). Someone else complained about the boss “always breaking my casts”. Um don’t stand so close when he does that aoe interupt? Derp?

Then on Spine he single handedly wiped the entire group by killing the last corruption while we were stacked in the blood and blew everyone but him off. That was one attempt. Another attempt we didn’t have enough dps to get the tendon down in one shot. Embarrassing. After Spine I had to go, it was getting way too late to have fails on normal stuff.

Oh this isn’t my main

Jul26

Since I sit around in town a lot, it seems I’ve become some form of “officer” of the guild, especially because I can invite. I don’t have officer chat like in Bloodbathed, and can’t change the bank, or change ranks, but eh.

We’ve been trying to recruit lately and I’ve brought in, rather inadvertently, some new people. One was a warlock, whose name I can’t recall from Tol Barad (Perfide). A horde, what else is new right. He switched to an alliance after the battle under the name Cluny to ask about us as a pvping guild. I said I’m really the only one who seriously does it. They wanted to join anyway so that was that. I mentioned that I want to be known as “that damn priest Ocyla” and he said he thought that several times the past battle. He was one of those fucking fear bomb warlocks.

This druid msg’d me today wanting to join for a raid spot since we were recruiting a resto druid. Missing 4 enchants, questionable reforging, 386 ilevel. I checked out their raid progress and they were only 2/8 NORMAL. I asked what was up with that and I got “I’m 8/8 on my priest”. Their priest, named Mfer (lovely), was only 6/8 normal, 384 ilevel, missing enchants. I questioned the 8/8-ness and this time was told “oh we did it last night” which would have updated by now and then “oh right I switched to my dps for the last 2”. Uh huh. I told them we can (sometimes) do 3 heroics and we were raiding tonight and if they wanted to go they would need to be prepared. I found out later, they did not even show up for it.

I declined tonights raid earlier in the week. They started it at 8 which is 30 minutes earlier hoping that it would help somehow. People not fucking around would help, but ok.

 

Ladiesman told me he’s quitting.  And just so we’re clear?

Cardboard Assassin?  It’s not the same.

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Not Raiding with these guys

Jul20

Last night I had what was supposed to be heroic DS night with Relentless on my shaman.  Before I go into it, I am in fact, not raiding with them, any more. After this.  I’m serious.

So first off, Heroic Morchok.  Lila was solo healing the easier side, I had Morchok.  Her side died from heal problems 2-3 times before they pulled Scuba into service to TWO HEAL THE EASY SIDE. We got that down, no loot I needed.

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Did Zon’ozz on normal.  Tried Heroic Yor’sahj but it was like we were new again, and had people killing the mana ball at the wrong times AGAIN.  At this point Scuba kept disconnecting every 30 seconds or so, so it was bizzare they assigned him to heal Cinor who was tanking.  We wiped on that about 5 times and then killed it on normal.

Anything else heroic was out of the question, plus prior to Blackhorn Rayzo left to go see a movie and Jynx also took off.  Even though the rest of the normals are completely 2 healable, we brought in Rob’s resto shaman and I switched to my pally.

During spine the resto shaman got blown off when he didn’t get into the hole when it was time to tip Deathwing.  I looked at his healing done and it was all healing rain, chain heal, and riptide.  I focus’d him to see what was being cast and… almost nothing.  No heal, no greater heals, at all.  Apparently he only knew the fight on LFR where you don’t have to deal with the searing debuff. I asked him after if he was set up to “see the searing debuff we have to heal off”.  That was my nice way of saying “you don’t know this fight, do you?”.  He said no.  So he was healing just people taking damage that was visible, which as we know on that fight is next to nothing. Why don’t people please just say “what do I need to know about this fight?”

Got down Deathwing, the 2 handed sword I wanted dropped but I didn’t roll because Maice would use it more than me.

Anyway, done raiding on Thursdays.

What’s the prob, we didn’t wipe!

Jun23

LFR and randoms lately make me so angry I want to stop playing. I had an Ahune random on my shaman today, the hunter was in the back doing nothing (Jellycakes-Sargeras) and I was like “thanks for being useless hunter” and when it died, after doing 30 dps, and 1830 at the end said “what’s the prob we didn’t wipe”. Yeah, just sit back and do nothing and let other people carry you. Pisses me off so bad.

Subzero

Jun17

Finally removed that Subzero pally from my real id today. I never got a message anything other than “come heal this for me” with varying levels of impatience including phrases like “plz I dont have all day”. Today it was “hey are you running dungeons can I come and dps I need BOA gear for a new char I wanna make”. I said I was already running one to play with a new spec. He asked which spec and I said “atonement” . On the healing forums saying “atonement” is understood to mean disc with evangelism/archangel/atonement.

He informed me that priests have “disc, holy and shadow” and not a 4th spec called that. I said I know that. I was still in the same dungeon I was when he originally asked for a run, so he said I “was funny” and asked for a run again. I was like holy shit dude I am STILL in a dungeon. He was like “well ok after than plz I need JP”. So I removed him. I don’t play that.

I’ve been running the original cata dungeons for the stories it brings but gosh, it’s been so bad in some cases I just leave. I had a SFK where the dps was so slow I was in my add on menus tweaking stuff for like 5 mins at a time before anything got killed. I left that halfway through. Even me doing like 10k dps wasn’t making it go any faster. I had a really terrible BRC which I wrote about here which I left after Karsh. I wonder how discouraged people get when they don’t get a heroic geared healer carrying them along.

Anyway let’s see, Karma asked me to run 2’s with him but I said first he would have to give me a really hard time in a duel before I did that. He asked why and I said if you can’t put pressure on me I don’t want to do arena. I don’t need to and I don’t want to if it’s gonna be a pain.