Tag Archive | Horde

The Warrior is Satan Himself

I hit 44 last night, and thinks are finally getting good.  I got Paralysis, I’ll be getting Dematerialize next level, and I think mana tea is coming up.

Though low level bgs are still rather amusing because of class imbalance.  For instance I LOL’d at bg chat twice today:

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Really enjoying the class.  I managed to even cap my hunter last night as well.  I think some people think I’m that Tease person that records on twitch.tv though.  The other day I got something like “don’t afk Teasel I’ll be watching you!” It’s like huh?  I had been asked if I was streaming one night and I asked what the heck, and they told me about that. weird.

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YOU DPS. ME, HEALZ.

Wellp it took until I got Surging Mist to have a viable heal for surviving hunters, rogues, warriors, etc.  Why the bleeding hell monks don’t get a fast STRONG heal until that point is beyond me.

Battlegrounds are without a doubt even more amusing at lower levels than 90.  I’m not talking the insane damage from some classes, just the playing.

For example no one really guards a base, like not ever.   This is somewhat common at 90 but it’s funny to watch a full 14 people rush past Farm at AB and not one bother to cap it much less stay to defend.  I’ll comment that no one is guarding it, and some smart ass will tell me to.  This goes back to the “someone else can do it” pattern of things.

I point out I’m a healer, that’s not my job.

“LOLz I do it all the time U can defend”

I get all prima donna on them and tell them I, do not, defend.  It’s a matter of principle.   YOU DPS.  ME HEALS.   I mean I could.  I sometimes do but I don’t want to encourage this stupid behavior.

 

Also: Murderous bunnies with axes in Stonetalon Mountains.  The little things you don’t see flying everywhere.

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Like running around with your mouth open…

I got my monk to 25 today, and I went Mistweaver.  At 25 I still only have 1 heals, Soothing Mist and Enveloping something or other.  The first one is channeled, and leaves an obnoxious trail of green to your target, showing everyone exactly where you are.  The second is instant, only if you are already channeling, otherwise it’s a cast time.

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Where’s the healer? OH THERE.

First of all, I’ve leveled two healing priests, a druid healer, a paladin heals, and a shaman healer.  None have felt so gimped in the healing department to that point.   I was rocking with a single heal when a priest was coming at me with pw shield on, penance, flash heal, smite, and throwing sw pain on me.

Monks get a 50% exp bonus if they transfer using a skill on a 1 hour CD, to Kun Lai Summit and fight this panda.  Over and over.  Each time.

My only defense at this point if I remember right, is my roll.  I’m in full BoAs and rogues still one shot Ambush me.

After doing a bunch of bgs with this fun (if I were new I’d have quit by now!) I got frustrated and made the following comment in regards to constantly channeling a heal to get anything done (lol spell lock out!):

It’s like running around with your mouth open in a sea of dicks.

Vulgar I know.  I was pissed.  HI SPELL LOCK OUT LOOKEE ME IMMA CHANNELING.

Shifting Blame

I don’t lose many bgs as Horde, but when I do, someone blames others.

First off, sometimes Horde wins are really strange.  We can be playing technically pretty awful, but still win.  Take this Twin Peaks for instance.  How did we do that? I don’t even know! Look at the damage!

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NOTHING WAS DYING! But we won!

But alas tonight I queued into an existing loss where ally had one flag cap already.   A paladin with around 483k health gets the flag and I start shadowing them on my hunter.  I get sapped, they keep running.  The rogue opens on them and takes them down to 40% health in no time flat.  I get out of the sap and peel them off, throwing a flare at the rogue as he vanishes.

The paladin crosses the river and gets sapped again.  A monk is constantly doing that spinning kick all around them.  I flare the area again.  3-4 more Alliance descend and wreck the paladin.  Then we got:  “Sapped twice, pop flares next time”.

Oh sure, that’ll help.  Because I can spam flares when I just used one. And sap itself isn’t that big of a deal.  Damage breaks it, sap itself does not damage.  Gosh.

Prideful, about time

Last week I got a Prideful ring and neck piece, and this week, gloves.  I also picked up the weapon.  I can safely say it’s worthwhile in wpvp FINALLY though.

I ran into this jerk, who at the time was rocking SoO heroic warforged raid gear.  I had to run, like druids do, but I 1) didn’t die and 2) didn’t get wtfpwned.  I think I’m good on saying when I have a full set, I don’t need to worry that much about raiders any more. At least not the ones relying mostly on their damn gear.