So, I haven’t met any warlocks in a while since Perfide, but today on my monk I made a btag friend of one named Oreomix who gave me advice on monk-ing.
Ran a few dungeons together then threw an invite, why not right, they talked a lot about pvp and it’s good to know warlocks sometimes.
In the course of doing battlegrounds and dungeons at low level, I really have come into variety of behavior.
Sometimes I get compliments:
Sometimes I get called a retarded Sasquatch, who needs to exit the bg and never play again, told I’m a terrible healer who sucks, is afraid to leave a base, and is losing the bg for us:
Sometimes I have dungeons where the hunter afk’s because he’s “smoking a blunt” and another saying they are lagging because they are streaming porn, and likens the dragons in Sunken Temple to dildos. I’m not making this stuff up:
I caught another RBG last night, which happens to have the same mage that picked up my hunter the night before. We totally won this, and easily.
I thanked them for taking my hunter, since it’s often hard to get groups anyway. I rage quit an RBG before that, where the team was doing so well they could send 6-7 people to our FC and we had no defense. Just couldn’t take it.
And, really?
Fucking warlock pets.
I hit 44 last night, and thinks are finally getting good. I got Paralysis, I’ll be getting Dematerialize next level, and I think mana tea is coming up.
Though low level bgs are still rather amusing because of class imbalance. For instance I LOL’d at bg chat twice today:
Really enjoying the class. I managed to even cap my hunter last night as well. I think some people think I’m that Tease person that records on twitch.tv though. The other day I got something like “don’t afk Teasel I’ll be watching you!” It’s like huh? I had been asked if I was streaming one night and I asked what the heck, and they told me about that. weird.
Wellp it took until I got Surging Mist to have a viable heal for surviving hunters, rogues, warriors, etc. Why the bleeding hell monks don’t get a fast STRONG heal until that point is beyond me.
Battlegrounds are without a doubt even more amusing at lower levels than 90. I’m not talking the insane damage from some classes, just the playing.
For example no one really guards a base, like not ever. This is somewhat common at 90 but it’s funny to watch a full 14 people rush past Farm at AB and not one bother to cap it much less stay to defend. I’ll comment that no one is guarding it, and some smart ass will tell me to. This goes back to the “someone else can do it” pattern of things.
I point out I’m a healer, that’s not my job.
“LOLz I do it all the time U can defend”
I get all prima donna on them and tell them I, do not, defend. It’s a matter of principle. YOU DPS. ME HEALS. I mean I could. I sometimes do but I don’t want to encourage this stupid behavior.
Also: Murderous bunnies with axes in Stonetalon Mountains. The little things you don’t see flying everywhere.
