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Alliance Just as Bad as I remember

I solo queued for some bgs on my Alliance today went 1/6.  The one win was an AB we won by 10 points.  TEN.

I then formed a group with guild, and we went on to lose 3 more. The DK in our party rage quit during the Kotmogu we were in, when I commented on it, the druid also said they rage quit.  Only, they waited until the bg was over to leave the party and log out.  Then the other 2 people also left group.

So, good guild.

I can just TELL

Today we invited a hunter named Awesomehuntr.  And I hate to sound like an ass (not really) but with a name like that, you can pretty much tell they are going to be pretty dumb.

So anyway I asked in guild if anyone wants to do bgs, he whispers me saying he’s almost out of his.  Alright, so I pick him up, get Barn, and Barn gets some other people.  We win like, 4 in a row, I think, before people start dropping.  As per my thing I check his gear.  Green trinket, 6 pieces of pve gear, 7 missing enchants, 4 missing gems, Grievous bow.

We talk about how his other guild was doing arena with him but stopped.  I asked if they lost  a lot and he said sorta.  What really killed me though was, I said he need to work on getting his Prideful bow this late in the season and he said nah.  He wants to get the other gear first.  I said no no, TRUST ME, you want to get the bow asap.  It got to the point where I said he wasn’t making sense not going for the weapon first.  He told me it does “make sence” and he thinks the gear first is better.  I even linked my bow and he wasn’t having it.  Some people are just dumb.  He then admitted he doesn’t do arena because no one wants to (no kidding) and never wins bgs.  Gee, wonder why.

I ran into Moterhead in Thrallmar tonight though, and killed him.  I had to look at my posts from a bit ago when I was killing him in Halaa.

 

My Druid is Now Horde

I haven’t written in a long while but I think I’ll add stuff I’ve missed and add some old images I found later.

I changed my druid to a troll. I’m not especially happy about that. I miss Shadowmeld a whole lot and miss the T9 tier look. However at this point I do nothing but pvp and everyone I knows what does it (well) are horde. Ladiesman, Sealgear, and so on. So here I am. Bgs outside of the CTA have been pretty good too. I also enjoy surprising Alliance with pvp that they don’t even expect, and I don’t have to fight with Deadfrog, who is a fantastically evil priest (like me) any more.

Ladiesman gave me a Rascal-Bot pet, which takes 20 days of engineering to make, and a Vengeful Porcupette which I expressed major interest in which takes 100 bloody coins. You get those by transforming into that pink thing in an early screen shot and getting the KILLING BLOW on players. Has to be the killing blow. I really like that one. I watched him get some of the coins on a stream, killing 3 alliance at once one time. /fans self!

Let’s see. The day I got the pvp pet, someone messaged me asking for my ‘lvl 25 for 100g’. I asked my level 25 what, they said my pet. I replied “if you are talking about my porcupette, 100g is lol, but I’d never sell it ever anyway”. Told me to come to the city and they’ll give me 100g and come to the flight master. The Dark Knight in me really, REALLY hates repeating things so I replied in all caps that MAYBE they didn’t hear me but I’m not selling it. I think they asked for it again, I called them an idiot and ignored.

A paladin, whose name escapes me at the moment, kept asking me to do stuff for them. I added them on btags after some battlegrounds where we grouped up to try to make a win on alliance. But, he was awful annoying. He was another one of those people that only messaged me to ask for favors and otherwise not say hi. Asked for a two person mount for a low level that I said I’d do but they “got someone else” then later asked for a transport in panda land. He was on a level 90 so I asked why he wasn’t flying. He said he can’t in pandaland because he couldn’t afford to keep 8 level 90’s in panda flying. Dude, that is not my problem and I am not your taxi. The best part was after I said having no money making profession wasn’t very wise:

“Neither was bombing another country but it won the war didn’t it”

W what?

I asked what war he was speaking of.

“Only all of them”

I replied if you say so. He mistook this to mean I was Canadian and I said no but I wouldn’t call Afghanistan a win. He said WW1, 2, and the “cold war” was a win and “whatever I’m not owned by Japan thank to it sooo”

Immediately deleted.

I spec’d Google!

Google spec is the best. I’m serious. So tired of posts/questions asking “what is the best healer for pve, for pvp, for questing, for raiding”. DO SOME RESEARCH FUCK. Had a DK in TB today asking Sprta and I this and they had this dumb conversation

Sprta: a resto shaman
guy: You mean a r shammy?

IT’S THE SAME THING IDIOT.

Anyway last night we got down Garalon, Wind Lord, Heroic Protectors, and Tsulong. I got Cape of the Three Lanterns the night before in MV and Shoulders of Foaming Fluids in HoF. We had trouble on Tsulong when Dor said he would be getting the dispels on the boss, and didn’t. I didn’t set myself up for non-raid friendly dispels so I had to throw mass dispel to get it every time. After we wiped I asked who was doing dispels even though I knew he said he was and he said “I thought I was”.

Dude. The boss turns dark when the debuff is on, it’s fairly obvious when it’s dispelled. Then he said maybe recount wasn’t tracking dispels. No, I had like 7, 4-5 on Tsulong, and he had maybe 2 NOT on Tsulong. The next attempts, only 2 dispels again. Not on the boss. Tree just took it over, but we wiped again. I checked recount, 2 dispels. I said look, Tree is doing Tsulong, I’m getting one of the two people needing dispelled, WE HAVE TO HAVE A THIRD PERSON DOING IT. Then he started dispelling and we got it. Sigh.

Warbomb

So yeah couple of things to catch up on. In happy news we got down the Grand Empress tonight, and the first boss in Terrace was easy mode. I used tokens on Sha, Empress, and first boss and got gold, gold and gold. And absolutely nothing dropped I could use. Not so happy.

Then I had issues so bad with Warbomb (Ultrabomber/Flame) that I had to report him for abuse. Sunday he sent me a message that just said that he overslept the prior day we were supposed to do arena, and that we “HAVE to” do it tomorrow (Monday) and “don’t make any plans”. No hi, no, can you do it tomorrow?

On Monday again no hi or nothing just “you rdy?”. I said no. He asked me to let him know when to switch and I said I don’t want to do arena. This is what followed:

Him:…
Him: I can get my legs tonight and my boots after that
Me: I don’t feel like capping this week
Him: …
Him: then why are we even 2’s partners?
me: we were doing it for points but I don’t want to do it this week
Him: God damnit

then he asked me to give him team lead so he could invite a healer. I said no

him: yeah
me: it’s my team
him: ima get a healer in the team so I can cap for this week
me: ok then make your own team
him: …
him: you are acting like a child
me: I’m not, it’s my team and I don’t want to turn over leader
him: I can give it back after I get a healer
him: Really pushing my nerves this week
me: I don’t know where you get off telling me what to do either
him: Ahaaah! if I was telling you what to do then I would be violent. Don’t accuse me of something you can’t back up doll
me: violent in a video game, how’s that gonna work?
him: Use your imagination. I wouldn’t be as calm with you. Think about it.

What?

me: I don’t even know what to say about that tbh.
Him: because it’s true
Me: What is? You’d get loud with me?
him: I’d get violent. And I wouldn’t be holding this tone with you while your acusing me of doing thing (not my spelling, his)
me: I think it’s unnecessary to mention violence over not geting arena cap
him: I’m mentioning violence because if I was doing what you acuse me of doing then I would be violent.

Again, what?

him: not calm.
me: I didn’t accuse you of anything.

Because I didn’t. At any time. But even if I did so what.

At that point I reported him for abuse but still got, outside of real id

Him: Be a bitch then. I hope you have fun.

Whatever dude.