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Tag Archive | Horde
Critscreamin
I ran into a warrior named Critscreamin in an EotS (we lost, of course) but I thought it was amusing. I think I lost 4 straight before I won 3 in a row after that.
And man. Prior to that, on my horde hunter, I won a WSG where we literally capped with like 1 second to spare. Could not believe it.
I killed the EFC, but they were too far away for me to actually return, but thank THE LIGHT someone did.
The 7 Steps of Backpedaling Denial
I’m not even kidding, I ran into this today. The rogue I met back in Crossroads named Styxz was online and we started talking. He invited me to come out to Crossroads and fight him. I killed him repeatedly on my hunter, then Barn also killed him a bunch. We noticed he was back pedaling and gave friendly advice on gear, gems, talents, and keybinding. I’m totally going to sketch and or screenie this though.
Step 1: Disbelief
Wow, can’t believe I just died to you.
Step 2: Denial
I was lagging, I keep lagging.
Step 3: Anger
You’re enjoying this, aren’t you? This is probably the only time you can 1v1 anyone, isn’t it?
Step 4: Bargaining
Hang on I’m going to change specs, then I’ll kill you just wait.
Step 5: Guilt
I’m a clicker
Step 6: Depression
Ahh I can’t do this! I set up a keybind but I keep hitting the wrong skills!
Step 7: Acceptance and Hope
I’m going to practice this, and when I get better you’ll be dead faster than a raccoon on a highway at rush hour.
(No, I am not making this up)
Speaking of, prior to that I killed a druid who was stealthed in Halaa (yes 90), then killed a 90 DK, then killed a 90 hunter. The other day I also killed a 90 warlock with a 90 holy paladin, some 6-7 times until they logged. No lie. They wouldn’t stop attacking Eastpoint Tower low level npcs!
I also killed a 90 hunter, and druid at a the Hellfire stadium tower prior to that. Being rude to someone trying to help you out, isn’t very cool.
Rainbows and Ponies
Sometimes Horde wins, and I don’t even know why.
I had a sweet Twin Peaks today on my 88 MW monk. A mage is telling everyone to crush the enemy healers and “make them regret queuing”. I’m amused. I follow him and clash in mid a bit, die, rez, run around healing, when I notice, we don’t have the ally flag.
But, we have 3-4 people in the Ally base. I run to it and, no one is getting the flag. They kill 2 ally in their base and, they all stand there.
No one gets the flag.
They all run out.
No one gets the flag.
I’m like F IT I’ll do it geezes. As I’m running the flag back, unprotected, a mage is screaming at me to “stay with the team”. I’m like hi, I’m not even rolling, you can mount, try to keep up. I’m not even rolling to let people keep up with me, and they don’t. The name calling starts. There’s like 6 mins left at that point.
Only back at our base I end up dying on the cap spot I just Transferred to 2 seconds before we returned our flag. (Damn shadow stepping rogues) By then ally is on to me and killing me every time I get the flag after that. I say I’m done doing it. More insulting ensues.
Hunter gets the flag, I throw CD’s on him to get him through the ally crowd and he keeps running. A druid and mage are intent on wrecking my face as he chugs along and leaves me behind. It’s cool. I die, he gets the cap. We win.
Hunter says “thanks for saving me” and I say “love you hunter”. Rainbows and ponies, we won.
Bad win, but a win anyway.
Oh and TURTLE POWER! Thanks for making me think of that awful live action Ninja Turtles preview. Eeesh.
I can just TELL
Today we invited a hunter named Awesomehuntr. And I hate to sound like an ass (not really) but with a name like that, you can pretty much tell they are going to be pretty dumb.
So anyway I asked in guild if anyone wants to do bgs, he whispers me saying he’s almost out of his. Alright, so I pick him up, get Barn, and Barn gets some other people. We win like, 4 in a row, I think, before people start dropping. As per my thing I check his gear. Green trinket, 6 pieces of pve gear, 7 missing enchants, 4 missing gems, Grievous bow.
We talk about how his other guild was doing arena with him but stopped. I asked if they lost a lot and he said sorta. What really killed me though was, I said he need to work on getting his Prideful bow this late in the season and he said nah. He wants to get the other gear first. I said no no, TRUST ME, you want to get the bow asap. It got to the point where I said he wasn’t making sense not going for the weapon first. He told me it does “make sence” and he thinks the gear first is better. I even linked my bow and he wasn’t having it. Some people are just dumb. He then admitted he doesn’t do arena because no one wants to (no kidding) and never wins bgs. Gee, wonder why.
I ran into Moterhead in Thrallmar tonight though, and killed him. I had to look at my posts from a bit ago when I was killing him in Halaa.