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Horde is Stupid BC They Keep Killing Me

Last night Misdora called me out to Halaa because a few Alliance were hanging out.  We killed 3 of them, I think it was, paladin, hunter, and a bad resto druid.  The paladin, Nomerce, sends me a btag invite.  I accept. I ask if he’s having fun yet, and the convo turns into name calling and how we’re so stupid because he keeps getting killed.

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Oh and he kept asking me to stop killing him.

He said he was going to bring his whole guild, so while we waited, one of his rogues kept sapping me.  I don’t care about rogues sapping or blinding me, it’s /yawn until they open.

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Plus let’s be honest, I would kind of sweat a little when I saw this many synchronized Death and Decays going down at once.

He did end up bringing his ‘entire guild’ but we just wiped them over and over and I never did die.  I said his resto druid was bad, which he replied  “she’s good”.  No bear form, cyclone, roots, roar, tree form.  Mmm hmm.    Yeah ok what do I know.

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They ended up leaving without ever getting anyone down.

4x Glad Baddies

The season started over, so today I set about earning CP on my hunter.  I find it difficult to get into RBGs as one and I really don’t like doing 2’s.  Anyway just today I earned over 1k hp just doing randoms, solo.  You could never, EVER do that on Alliance.

I did have one win that looked like a sure loss, where we won SotA by 20 seconds.  Much raging was had, and some shaman pointed out he is a ‘4x glad’.  It’s amazing how many times people say that, while being totally derp or ignoring objectives.

Insulting Healers

Ran three Twin Peaks tonight with a druid guildie and a monk.  We only won one.  The first loss had a DK FC who had more healing than most healers, and 2 healers on him before that.  Our dps didn’t even dent him away from his healers.  I know how that feels on my hunter.  I held the flag like 10 straight minutes too. I didn’t yell in that match, any time I see a DK with 800k health and a few healers I just want to rage quit.

The second one, had no one on O at all but a single rogue.  Our entire team was on D.  I ran up to join the rogue and we nearly killed the druid EFC but then our flag dropped and they got a cap.  We never had more than 2 on O and didn’t get a single cap. One of the hunters on our team kept calling us fail healers and shit heals and blah blah.  I said I was top horde heals and he was like ‘yeah, for horde’.  Alliance still had the top 2.  I can’t help what is available to heal.  I outhealed the guild druid by TONS.  I think half the dps outhealed him/her anyway.

It turned into a pissing match of just who was stupider, dps insulting their pvp healers and or dps too stupid to kill an EFC that barely had any defense.   I really get on a roll when people are dumb like that.  Felt like playing Alliance again.  I think I ended with something like “maybe if I heal harder you’ll grow brains”.

Tanking for the first time ever

I rolled a warrior and went prot just to see how it was.  Took a while to hit 15 which Deadmeen was teasing me about, but pvp wins gives barely any experience now.  Like 10% for a win.  That’s horrible, what happened?

I am correctly geared in my BoAs and weapons (sword ‘n board) and read up on my skills.  I did a Ragefire Cavern, that went fine.

Then Deadmines, holy geez.

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That was after the shaman yelling at me for not holding threat.  When I pointed out taunt has a 8 second cd they said “my heal has a 10 second cd and I’m doing fine”.  That’s riptide you moron, that’s not your only heal though.

Prior to that it was ‘you have boas and you aren’t holding threat’ and ‘i’m holding threat better than you’

I have internetz of steel though and I promptly told the healer to fuck themselves and kick me if they didn’t like it.  I then ran back a bit to not pull anything and waited for the kick which happened soon after. Fine. I just wonder how new tanks handle it that don’t have a mouth of fire like I do.

NOT IT

Seriously what is the deal with people defending nodes?  I’ve had all of the following circumstances ALL THE TIME:

On my healers.  Lone defender, usually a hunter.  They either request help or I see them being attacked, check the map and run and save them.  They promptly scoot off and leave me alone.

5 people rush a base, usually farm or stables (depending on faction), cap it.  All 5 run off, leaving me solo.

On my hunter.  Healer cries they are solo at a base.  I go to add my dps.  They run off and leave me alone.

DPS or heal, at a base with someone else.  That person is afk and just stands there as I’m being attacked.

Sometimes it gets frustrating being the only one doing objectives.  But still, horde wins a lot.