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Rtards

Yesterday I got in on a BH run with Pauldie, but plate and mail dropped. Spent some time doing busy work, cooking dailies, fishing, herbing, etc.

Today, same thing, herbing now that flasks take 8 of one herb, 8 of another, and 8 volatile life. I made one of the new Alchemy trinkets, Vibrant Alchemist stone which is MUCH improved over that first one that was of little use to us. That set me back quite a few volatile life though.

Anyway while I was out herbing and in the queue for TB, Soulprince throws me a group invite without as much as a hi or anything. I ask him what he wants and he says he needs a few heroic runs to get enough gear to get his ilevel to raid status. I will never run with him again after that Oculus disaster some time ago. I say no I am waiting for TB. He shows up at the TB battle and says hi, then asks me to heal BH. I said no. I’m not even going to let curiosity kill me this time and see how bad a heroic run would go.

Later he asks me about the heroics again and I said I would not run then, he asks why not I say I will not run heroics outside of the guild. He says ‘not even for a friend?’ and I flat out say not after that ghastly Oculus we we had some time ago. He just says “haha”

I mention to Jan that we need a word of some sort to identify people easily with this kind of behavior. You need to have several traits to fall into it, too. A few would be, inviting people to groups without asking first if they would like to do a group, repeatedly asking for things that are inconvenient for the person to just give away (transmute CD’s, cloth CD’s, flasks) without ever reciprocating in the least, asking for dungeon runs then being rude, pushy, or leaving halfway into it, and showing up to a raid missing all enchants, maybe a few gems, foodless, etc.

And better yet, to add to the douchery, neglect to eat buff food after someone fished up a ton for you. Stuff like that. He suggested “rtard” but it doesn’t feel severe enough.

Anyway tonight we tried 25man BWD and didn’t get it down. Got close once, but… well. We should know at least a few people who should not be invited back at this point.

Math is hard, guys

Ok, tailoring rant.  Why is it people cannot do math? I had someone ask for a tailor in SW today, I responded and linked my tailoring.  They want frostweave bags made.  Well, one bag requires..

6 imbued frostweave bolts and 2 Eternium Thread

1 imbued bolt takes 2 regular bolts and 2 infinite dust

1 regular bolt takes 5 cloth

so one bag takes 60 cloth (12 bolts) plus 12 Infinite dust (2 bolts + 2 infinite dust = 1 imbued bolt) plus 2 eternium thread.  They say they have 160 cloths.  That’s not enough to make a bag by itself but you can make 2 bags that way if they also have the other mats.  They say they want 12 bags.  We’re looking at 720 cloth, 144 infinite dusts and 24 thread.  They express their amazement and stop messaging me after that.  Yes thanks for wasting my time not knowing how to craft things.

Just Stop

I try out my damage disc spec in a battleground, and we win, I get 142 honor but I am not finding a good balance between healing and dpsing.  I decide to set up my second spec to pick up the more pvp related disc talents instead.

I queue for a Strand and we get destroyed in like 4 mins flat.  Well at least it was quick.  Then I queue again, hit the button to go in, but get throws from the middle of the Trade District to the Cathedral Square.   Weird.

Next one, IoC, loss.

Then Strand and a win, 93 honor.  And I’m fairly certain, that this was about me.

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Log into another IoC and we’re losing, like as I log in.  Horde already has the gates down, like 20 players inside, and it’s over. 32 honor.  I still don’t understand how I got 3 honor that one BG.

Next one, AB, loss, 21 honor. We’re playing like idiots like usual.

I then queue up for a dungeon and getone where the druid can’t stop saying lesbians.  I said something about being less obvious about being 12 years old and it stopped.

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You have a solid case

This afternoon I run a WSG and we win, 3/3 and I earn 153 honor, 57 HK’s, no killing blows.

Next one, WSG, a win, 93 honor there though, 2 killing blows, 2 deaths, 37 HKs.  3/3 flags again.  We spent some time camping their graveyard and I have a little convo with this gnome:

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Then I queue up for WG and wait 14 mins for it to pop. I get in and we have 6 people that gradually increased to about 11.  We got the relic room door down to about half and then lost.  I was unable to build anything more than a cata even though I killed 2 horde npcs, and assisted killing 2 horde players.  Also the problem we ran into,  when we were knocking down the inner doors, something like 8 guards spawned, so 8 of them plus 11 horde players outnumbered us on foot trying to defend the sieges.  Still it was quite close.  The vehicles really do need more armor since we have this giant battleground for like 10 people these days.

Having a healer like myself also, again, is quite obviously a huge advantage.  This does you no good in vehicles, however.  I hate to say it but I am starting to not like queuing for WG.  If the sides were balanced at a full raid group per full raid group, that would be ok.  But fighting 5 to 5 people makes it impossible to both defend towers, while defending vehicles or driving vehicles  and killing the enemy on foot.  It’s not fun, any more, without enough people to defend towers, try to break towers, take workshops, defend vehicles, etc.

I also picked up the 264 pvp bracers and finally used those to replace the 245 Royal Moonshroud bracers I’ve been using since the day I hit 80 and the 245 pvp bracers I was using.

I queue up for a dungeon, and the lines are still rather long and I have to wait over 5 minutes.  I know all the dps are like, QQ more with their 20 minute waits, but usually healers are much faster.

I get PoS with a tank who says he is new to tanking and not geared, and I lost him at Garfrost and lose the warlock when he stands in the poison nova on the second boss.  I DC when my stupid computer shuts down on the ramp but they seem to survive that.   I then lose the tank on the ice ramp because he gets out of my range and loses health very fast, constantly. I almost lose him again on Tyrannus when he blips down to 10% health in like a second, but somehow manage to outheal it. We finish, yay. Frustrating.

I get WSG as the random BG, again. Someone says to control mid but then everyone runs around like usual, leaving the horde to destroy me and the 2 people trying to control mid. We lose.  30 honor.  0 killing blows, 10 deaths, 14 hk’s.  Moonfire spam, is bullshit.

Next is Arathi, and we lose, 34 honor. I go to bed.

I like this offhand and FINALLY killed the Lich King

Tonight is the ICC continuation of Sindragosa and Lich King 25 man.  Tonight we have a rogue who is giving better stories than the guy with a parent in the hospital, this one says his grandfather died, he was kicked from guild, and now apparently his add ons are making him have like 2 FPS.  Plus he got booted from the raid because of said lag and apparently he was locked to just the LK.  It’s very /wrists.

It takes several attempts to get her down, and I win by 1 point on a roll for the Sundial of Eternal Dusk.  Which is funny because I just bought a PVP off hand I now don’t need.  Oh well!  It is a COOL looking offhand. Some people continually got hit by the bombs as well, including Shottie.  I am eyeballing him in particular since he joined Relentless many months ago, whined and cried about getting into raids, got a bunch of gear, then left.

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The LK fight on 25 man, we failed like 5 times then gave up.  A few highlights, Shottie clearly didn’t know the fight, someone put down a train, someone dropped defile dead center of the group,  etc.

We reform for 10 man where someone says we should get it in one shot no problem.  Well, that IS good news.  Then they decide they want to do a difficult achievement instead, which pretty much means I won’t get the kill tonight.  But, I was wrong, and I get the KILL FINALLY!!!!

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I must say, it wasn’t really even that hard.  Granted I’ve done it repeatedly these last oh, 6 months, but before I knew it we were all dead and past the point of failure, rezzed up and killed him.  Amazing.

Afterwards we ran a full clear of Naxxramus.  The only trouble I had was with Heigan the Unclean, where I died since I really didn’t know the fight.  The others I was able to learn on the fly and follow directions.  We ran it with 8 people although it went slower since we had a druid doing UNDER 2k dps.

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I haven’t seen a fight like that anywhere else, either.

We wiped once on Sapphiron, but I think a few people never saw the fight and I’ve only done it once, months and months ago.  We get it on the second try.

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The Kel’Thuzad fight took two attempts.

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and then we got him down too.  I ended up with many, many achievements that night. I have to write them down there is not enough room to screenshot.

The Frozen Throne (All 10 Player)

The Construct Quarter

Subtraction

The Military Quarter

Pest Control

The Plaque Quarter

The Arachnid Quarter

Arachnophobia

The Hundred Club

Sapphiron’s Demise

The Fall of Naxxramas

The Dedicated Few

Champion of the Frozen Wastes

Kel’Thuzad’s Defeat

Just Can’t Get Enough