Tag Archive | Derps

Sigh.

Nov2

Had a really stupid conversation with a bad warrior today in a random. The guy said someone is hacking auto loot. He kept saying it until Nilv and I were like, huh?

He said: someone has auto loot on and is ninjaing items.

Nilv asks who DOESN’T have auto loot on?

Then the warrior msg’d me and said it’s “some kind of addon” Then we had this stupid convo

warrior: it would look all the goodie automatically, (player) have it

me: it’s an option in the default set up tho

warrior: he loot or ninja 2 motes

me: How do you know those weren’t just his drops?

warrior: idc just want to be fair for every1 that needed

me: You can’t roll on those anyway

warrior: oh yes I could

me: you cannot roll on spirit of harmony (I meant motes but same diff)

warrior: yes, i do.. u need thou for level90 gears and living steels

me: well you CANNOT roll on spirits of harmony, you can’t at all, just whoever has it in their loot gets it

warrior: yes, I do needed for [Breastplate of Ancient Steel] for example

me: I know what they are used for

Warrior: c’com i got 9 lvl90 max for prof i know it very weel

me: well you are an idiot if you think those spirits (or motes) as open roll

warrior: u r such a noob

Holystab is awful

Sep22

So, yeah, I think Holystab is, not working out. We talked in skype for bgs once, had to listen to farting noises (I’m not kidding), repeated comments about what was going on in his pants, how he could outheal my disc priest on his shadow priest (to which I said, ‘that means you are playing a spriest wrong’), and so on.

Then yesterday he asked me to heal a heroic with “his girl”. I said sure. He invites me, then he and she are off somewhere losing a lot of life. I wait a bit then ask if we’re going to queue or what. We queue and get heroic VP, which is one of my favorites. He throws up a queue for multiple dungeons, then says he hates this one and refuses to tank it. Says he’ll sit there 15 minutes if he had to, basically stalling the group. Then he queued up for ZG, which I HATE, and I declined, then left taking 30 min deserter.

You ask me to heal something? Don’t waste my fucking time being a nit pick. I gave him a piece of my mind then went off to lose a bunch of battlegrounds.

Or you could kill me…

Aug31

So I gave up holy already until I have the spirit gear and gems to support it, and took a disc pvp spec. We can has mobility now! You can take speedy bubble on any spec, you can glyph faster speed with levitate! Mobility! Yay!

Spectral Guise seems awesome too, I took that instead of Desp prayer for right now.

On a side note, Annibelle sometimes seems like an unnecessary douche. We did the Whale Shark the other day and he wanted to do that giant serpent. As I’m a healer and I’m generally healing people, I trailed him giving speedy bubbles and trying to help dps. I got “I don’t need shields” in vent.

“They help speed you up” I said.

“I don’t need it it makes me go out of range” he said.

So, you are requesting no assistance then? That bugged me. I wasn’t KSing, I was healing. Geez.

Then the next day I asked if mages could still spellsteal wings. He wasn’t sure, so I logged on my mage and did a duel and specifically said “I am only going to try to spellsteal”. I started spamming spellsteal and then he kicked my ass and won the duel. I said “or you could kill me”. What the fuck.

Randoms are rough

Aug6

Randoms have been rough on my mage lately. Did two tonight and both went poorly.

First up was in progress End Time, my favorite. We’re on Baine, I run to the platform and 2 people die on the way there. Rez up, pull the boss, healer lets the tank die at around 15%, I drop mirrors and go to town, we get it down. Apparently they had wiped on that a few times. Someone asks “how did we not wipe on that?” and another replies “stellar dps”. I was doing 40% of it.

Anyway it’s off to Murazond and the druid healer says to port out and back in to avoid the Baine trash on the way out. We’re there a while, CC the trash, and the healer still isn’t there. The tank pulls anyway, I say “healer is not here yet” and port out to avoid a wipe. We come back in, they rez up, healer lets the tank drop again. I finish off one of the mobs stunning it with my fire stuff and inviz on the last guy up. I mass rez, we kick the healer because they are bad. A new druid healer comes in, missing glyphs, gems, reforging, leather items, the works. I sigh and say, let’s just do it ok? We get it down ok.

Then my next one we get HoT and another druid healer, in TERRIBLE gear (several items under 333) lets the tank die, leaves. We get a paladin, get the boss down, PALADIN leaves. Finish the rest with another paladin. I’m pulling aggro CONSTANTLY, the tank is from my server but missing 5+ glyphs, enchants, etc. Well, whatever. We got it finished. So much for capping vp on my mage, it’s too frustrating.

I have a very, very small “I won’t heal you” list

Aug6

Did a TB on my mage today, and had the bonus of adding a new person to my “I will not heal” list.

There were only about 5 of us and someone asked who would come with them to WV. I said I would and I was followed by a holy paladin named Lightbringr. We hit WV and there was a hunter and a resto shaman, so I focus’d on the resto shaman, but even attempting to CS, fire blast stun, deep freeze, spell steal everything, I was not able to end the shamans life solo. This is not even remotely surprising, I don’t know of any class that can 1v1 a healer and WV being “LoS city” doesn’t help either.

Anyway another warrior showed up, Clankamon I believe, and we still could not kill this shaman. the paladin started berating us, asked if we “bought” our RBG rating (my mage has 0 RBG rating) and PM’d me to “delete yer toon” and blocked me. I switched to Ocyla and had a stupid conversation about how I should have poly’d the shaman and I just gave up and logged.