Tag Archive | I Laughed

Boarthrills and Pool Ponies

I’ve been running into Boarthrills, a hunter, a lot in WG, and TB, and one day we grouped up around Hellfire/Nagrand killing ally.  We later grouped with Deadmeen who I’ve been helping gear up on Timeless Isle.

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Eventually Alliance brought a disc priest, 2 hunters, and a rogue.  Wariorhunt, an ally hunter, was basically unkillable with 565+ pve gear though.

I got Boar on battletags and got them both in vent one night and stayed up waaaaaaaaaay too late doing world pvp.

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Also, I found it odd that this workshop in WG only had one guard, and he was sleeping.

This is usually  how the battles go, however.

 

WG is rather hard to defend sometimes since vehicles often slip past you completely invisible.  I posted in the bug forums, but there was an instance where I was in the fort waiting for their demo to come by, and it went THROUGH me completely invisible and even didn’t show on hunter tracking until it was well past me.  I noticed I’ve done that myself driving vehicles, where I see an enemy player and they run past me like I don’t even exist.

Ran a WG with Crux and finally got the Armani battle-bear.

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Also ran flex 1-2 with Moo and the guild, and came out with a flex bow, trinket, necklace and gloves.

And, Don’t question my genius!  The pool pony was the best!

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Tank-o-tron

Was on my shaman healing a WoE, which I’m completely tired of and sometimes just leave at the start. But the DK tank (Becquerel – Gorgonnash) started out with some kind of robot RPing thing

“Welcome to the tank-o-tron tanking suite program. Tank-o-tron will take you on a magical journey!”

Oh this should be good I thought.

“Tank-o-tron has many many ports. Tank-o-tron is plug and play if you get its drift”

The whole thing was rather amusing and made the run, which was really good, even better. We expressed appreciation for making this group more interesting and the druid, who must have queued with the tank, said he’s been tanking all morning and we were the first one to tell him how awesome he was.

“While tank-o-trons prime directive is to ensure meat-user safety he does not feel the same way”

Then someone says “so he can’t experience bro love”

tank replies “Bromance is within my operations”

So this opened up the party to ask random things like if he has punched DW in the face

“Tank-o-tron has punched Deathwing in the snout many times to establish dominance”

I laughed, was a pretty funny run.

Reins of the Blue Protodrake

Ran UP with Subzero even though he wanted to run like other dungeons after it. He kept telling me to not use freeze because he was tanking (and taking a beating doing it) and I said 1) I can solo this place and 2) my frost freezies give me more damage besides the crowd control.

At the last boss the sword he wanted dropped, and it looked quite good so I didn’t roll right away. I let him sweat a bit and repeatedly ask “plz I need it plez can I have it plz” before I passed. Kids.

I solo’d UP the next day and got Reins of the Blue Protodrake. :) yay! I told him about it and just got a “…. ” lol.

Work is Poop!

Out in Netherwing areas these days trying to finally get Exalted.  These guys, just made me LAUGH!  And made me think of my own job…

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This peon refused to work!!  He also  yells “Work is poop!”  That it is, that it is…

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and DAMN they’re stupid!

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though you end up finding out that the murkblood are trying to assist the Netherwing, and at one point one of their foremen gives you his hand just to help you out. The spell is calling “giving the hand” I believe.  I give up LOOKING for eggs though, if I happen to find one, great, otherwise looking is annoying.

I also did the Skyshatter races, and man I’m glad you can’t get knocked off your mount any more when they throw stuff at you.  I got hit a few times and lost once, but I have cheater can’t get knocked off abilities now so clearly easier.

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Cunning Proc is Cool

Been pvping like mad lately now that I have Cunning of the Cruel.  Besides doing a decent amount of damage, the proc on it is just FING COOL!

Anyway, gosh you rogues, I’m sorry, I laughed, love you guys

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Was on a crazy winning streak in bgs today.  The best one was a WSG where a disc priest had the flag and was within 1 yard of capping their flag.  I ringed them with Ring of Frost so they couldn’t get to it without getting frozen, then the rest of my team cc’d their ass and beat them to death.  No joke, just a few feet in front of capping.  We went on to win.  I professed undying love to that group.

Then during a BH group I found another mage which appears to be my doppelganger.

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